Chocolate – Here Today, Gone Today!

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
– Unknown –

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.”
― Judith Viorst, Love & Guilt & The Meaning Of Life, Etc –

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.
― Sandra Boynton –

sign Now it wants chocolate

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
― Terry Moore –

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
– Mel Gibson –

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
― Linda Grayson –

Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!
– Unknown –

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
– Unknown –

I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
– Unknown –

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
– Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show –

Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
– Unknown –

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
– Unknown –

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
– Unknown –

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
– Dave Barry –

Among life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds.
– Unknown –

For me, it’s always easy to choose between the ultimate, the infinite and the chocolate.
– Ashleigh Brilliant –

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
– Sandra Boynton –

If you had to choose between losing weight or chocolate, would you pick dark, white or with milk?
– Unknown –

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